Guests:
Sen.
Bernie Sanders
(I-VT)
Gov.
John Kasich (R-OH)
Richard
Engel
Keir
Simmons
Andrea
Mitchell
Katy
Tur
Kristen
Welker
Hallie
Jackson
Michael
Leiter
Ben
Ginsberg
Todd: wow this week Bernie Sanders
won big but Clinton still has more delegates
Todd:
this week we have ISIS attacks
and
history made in Cuba but Trump
somehow
forced in the media to talk
about
Ted Cruz's sex life
Todd:
the week began with Trump's
stupidity
and ended with insults about wives
Cruz:
he's a sniveling coward!
Cruz:
Trumps henchmen are after me!
Todd:
this campaign is dominated by Trump
Todd:
he is a master of chaos!
Todd:
he is the MC of the insult!
Todd:
he creates storylines!
Todd:
he makes everyone talk
about
whatever he wants to!
Todd:
Trump shifts the conversation!
Cruz:
we should patrol Muslims
Todd:
Trump sets the terms
of the campaign debate!
[
break ]
Todd:
welcome Governor Kasich
Kasich:
good to be here Tad
Todd:
should we patrol Muslims?
Kasich:
no that's a knee jerk reaction
Todd:
sometimes those are the best
Kasich:
we need intimate relations
with the Muslims
with the Muslims
Todd:
do tell
Kasich:
we need a dramatically
reformed NATO
Todd:
all right
Kasich:
NATO needs to be policing
Todd:
what else
Kasich:
Europe is getting nativist
Todd:
that's not good
Kasich:
we should work together
to solve problems
Todd:
bold statement
Kasich:
and that includes Muslims
Todd:
you said Obama should
overreact to terror
Kasich:
I wouldn't go to a baseball game
– I
would gather my national security experts
Todd:
but they were already in Cuba with him
Kasich:
I would have told my
top people to go to Europe
Todd:
can't he do that by telephone
Kasich:
you can't banning Muslims
but
you can't go to baseball games either
Todd:
by still running you are
only helping Donald Trump
Kasich:
Kasich is the best President!
Todd:
okay then
Kasich:
Just pick me!
What
is wrong with you people??
Todd:
I don't know
Kasich:
frankly the delegates should
just
fucking name the President already
Todd:
whatever you say
Kasich:
the idea of me not being President
by
universal acclamation is just absurd
Todd:
the campaign has become
a schoolyard spat
Kasich:
you don't attack families
Todd:
one would think
Kasich:
how about some decency?
Todd:
we've tried everything else
Kasich:
I will prevail in Cleveland!
Todd:
good luck Jon
Kasich:
thanks Chet
[
break ]
Todd:
so panel Donald Trump gave
an insane
interview with The
Washington Post this week
Mitchell:
he's uninformed and crazy
– it's remarkable
Todd:
it is unusual
Mitchell:
why doesn't he attack
Obama
and Hillary Clinton
– god I would love thatTodd: I know!
Mitchell:
he might cancel defense
treaties
with Japan and Korea!
It
would be like MASH was for nothing!
Mitchell:
he would stop importing Saudi oil
– we
need that morally tainted crude!
Mitchell:
he didn't even know Iran is under sanctions!
Mitchell:
he's just stupid!
Todd:
he has no advisors –
he just watches television
Mitchell:
we might as well
elect Chauncey Gardiner
Tur:
his idiocy may hurt him in the general election
Todd:
you think
Tur:
he seems not to understand
basic
information about the military
Welker:
Hillary Clinton gave a very
substantive
foreign policy speech
and
he ranted incoherently
Todd:
and now we're talking about sex lives
Jackson:
Trump can shift the
conversation
with a single tweet!
Todd:
truly his power is unlimited
Jackson:
this week Cruz was emotional
and
authentic which was somehow even more off-putting
Jackson:
will you support Trump
if he's the nominee?
Cruz:
he's immoral scum so maybe
Todd:
will he totally reject Trump?
Jackson:
he's opened the door
to
going back on his pledge
Todd:
let's talk about the National Enquirer some more
Mitchell:
that's good stuff!
Todd:
Trump probably planted the story
Mitchell:
it's remarkable how he
can
control what we in the media say and do
Todd:
what if the media every reported on how terrible Trump?
Mitchell:
what indeed
Todd:
I guess we'll never know
[
break ]
Todd:
omg the syrian army retook Palmyra!
Todd:
but there were terror attacks in Brussels and Baghdad
Simmons:
they just arrested a terrorist in Italy
Simmons:
the victims in Belgium
came from 19 different countries
Todd:
did the first arrest
trigger the terror attack?
Simmons:
yes the publicity from
the
arrest caused terrorist to panic
and
launch attacks
Todd:
so they arrested a terrorist
and
it led to more attacks
Leiter:
big mistake by Belgians!
Todd:
sheesh
Leiter:
the is the first time since 9/11
there
was a terror attack and the
cell
survived to attack again
Todd:
cripes
Engel:
they got new members
and struck again
Todd:
France and Belgium
don't share information!
Engel:
one suspect was arrested for
sneaking
into Syria and got back to Europe
Todd:
wow
Engel:
there are 1,500 ISIS
members
wandering around EU
Todd:
my god
Engel:
thankfully most of them
are
stuck in traffic circles
Todd:
in Europe a safe haven for terrorists
Leiter:
Europe is a borderless society
– except
when it comes to sharing information
Engel:
is the EU doing enough
to stop terrorism?
Kerry:
well they did catch that one guy
Engel:
the Belgians really screwed up
Todd:
mon dieu
Engel:
intelligence stops
at
the border – it's crazy
Todd:
nationalism is on the rise in Europe
Leiter:
if that alienates Muslims
it
will only cause more problems
Todd:
Chatter Creates The Ghetto
Engel:
I love that band
[
break ]
Todd:
wow Sanders won big in
Alaska
and Hawaii and Washington
Todd:
it means he's big with
Bigfoot and Menehune
Todd:
welcome Senator Sanders
Sanders:
good morning Teddy
Todd:
can you catch Clinton?
Sanders:
I just won 5 out of 6!
Todd:
good point
Sanders:
we have the momentum!
Todd:
what if you don't get enough delegates to win
Sanders:
well I think I will you idiot
Todd:
all right
Sanders:
we have a corrupt
campaign
finance system
Todd:
people keep booing
Hillary Clinton at your rallies
Sanders:
boo! ha ha
Todd:
you like it when people boo Clinton
Sanders:
she raises money from Wall Street!
Todd:
indded
Sanders:
she voted for the war in 2002!
Todd:
are you worried she wont debate you
Sanders:
yes I want more in New York city
Todd:
you have a list of demands
in
exchange for your support
Sanders:
my views are imperative
Todd:
you will support her
if she's the nominee?
Sanders:
I did not say that!
Todd:
so there are conditions
for your support?
Sanders:
I'm running to win!
Todd:
but what if you don't win
Sanders:
it's too early to answer that
Todd:
stay safe Bernie
Sanders:
you too Eddie
[
break ]
Todd:
let's take deep dive into the data!
Todd:
70% of women hate Trump
Todd:
even GOP women dislike him
Todd:
Clinton just crushes him
Todd:
Romney beat Obama with white women
Todd:
but Trump loses white women
Todd:
so Trump needs a lot more
white
people but guess what – he loses
a
majority of the white population!
Todd:
he also loses suburbs
because of women
Todd:
this isn't a gender gap
– it's a gender Grand Canyon
[
break ]
Todd:
if Trump doesn't win outright
they
gonna try take it away from him
Todd:
but he could take New York
and New Jersey
Todd:
maybe Christie could help him with that
New
Jersey voters: don't count on it Chuck
Todd:
zombie delegates are those pledged to losers
Todd:
free agent delegates go to losers – how does that work?
Ginsburg:
because you can
rig the system if you're smart
Todd:
whoa
Todd:
zombie delegates are unbound –
they
used to belong to Marco Rubio or
Ben Carson or Jim Gilmore
Ginsberg: Jim Gilmore?
Todd:
ok not him
Ginsberg:
you've got to rig state conventions
Todd:
Cruz seems to know how
to game the system
Jackson:
they're looking back
and
grabbing delegates left and right
Tur:
Trump also has a team to
woo zombie delegates
Todd:
he's a dealmaker!
Delegate:
the Convention Rules
trump everything
Todd:
what are the Rules?
Ginsberg:
there aren't any
Todd:
holy crap this is going to be so great!
Todd:
Hillary Clinton is terrible
but
she keeps winning
Mitchell:
Trump is the gift
that keeps on giving
Todd:
do the Democrats want
Trump
or do they fear him
Welker:
there is so much negative
on Trump
it's hard to know what
to do with all of it
Todd:
and yet he beat Jeb Bush
like a cheap rug
Tur:
the Trump campaign is not
worried
about women – they've got Ivanka!
Mitchell:
Hillary Clinton is so
vulnerable on
foreign policy and
she's tied to that total loser Obama
Todd:
Trump and Clinton need each other
Jackson:
hey the primaries aren't over yet!
Todd:
there are more days in
the
primaries still to come that
there
already have been
Audience:
dear god
Jackson:
it's so exciting!!
Todd:
and that's another
episode
of Meet The Press
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