Pierre Thomas
Dan Abrams
Brad Garrett
Richard Clarke
Mayor Thomas Menino
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Stephanopoulos: wow the
terror suspect
is alive but in serious
condition
Thomas: he won't be read
Miranda rights
Stephanopoulos: thank god
Thomas: they may have
stockpiled bombs -
they were very disciplined!
Stephanopoulos: except
they had
to rob a 7-11 to get money
Thomas: diabolically
clever
Stephanopoulos: what about
Miranda?
Abarams: the Supreme Court
has ruled
for years that there is a
limited public safety
exception for imminent
threats
Stephanopoulos: would that
threat still
apply after two days?
Abrams: maybe - we shall
see
Stephanopoulos: Lindsay
Graham wants
to try him as an enemy
combatant
Abrams: that's ridiculous
– unless
you want him acquitted
Stephanopoulos: is there a
sleeper
cell in New Bedford?
Garrett : yes but the were
only hunting
the white whale
Stephanopoulos: Russia
tipped the U.S.
off about the older
brother
Garrett: yes but lots of
people
visit radical websites
like YouTube
Stephanopoulos: Peter King
says the
FBI let Tamerlan slip
through their fingers
Garrett: well he's an
idiot
Clarke: if he was such a
threat why did
the Russians let him spend
7 months
there and then send him
back to America?
Stephanopoulos: home-grown
terrorists are very scary
Clarke: these two idiots
may well
inspire other dumbasses
Abrams: he's not an enemy
combatant!
Stephanopoulos: given how
many people we
kill all over the world we
have had very
few acts of terrorism in
the last 10 years
Clarke: given how
vulnerable we
are I don't understand why we don't
have one terror act per week
Stephanopoulos: Richard
you predicted many
terror attacks in 2005 and
you were wrong
Clarke: I can't explain
how I
could be wrong – except these young
men
were evil geniuses who forgot
fix their car
or go to the ATM
Garrett: catching stupid
terrorist is hard
Stephanopoulos: the
younger brother
kept going to classes and
parties after the bombing
Garrett: see how clever
they were!
Clarke: they were so smart
and evil they
lobbed bombs from a moving
car they
carjacked because they
left their car in the auto shop
Stephanopoulos: I'm sold
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos: Mayor
what's going on in Boston
Menino: it's pahrty time
George
Stephanopoulos: did these
brothers act alone?
Menino: it ssure seems
lahk it
Stephanopoulos: would you
like to see
him face the death
penalty?
Menino: that wicked pissah
held the
whole city hahstage
Stephanopoulos: was the
lock down
an overreaction?
Menino: no because there
were
bahmbs everywheah
Stephanopoulos: have you
seen pictures
of the suspects
celebrating the bombing?
Menino: all the lah
enfahcement
worked tahgethah!
Stephanopoulos: how were
they caught
Menino: the Bahston PD is
wicked ahsome
Stephanopoulos: were they
planning
other attacks?
Menino: these lahsers are
lahsers!
Stephanopoulos: but would
they do other attacks?
Menino: who knows –
they're pissahas!
Stephanopoulos: right but-
Menino: everyone worked
togethah –
from President Obamah to
thah citizens
Stephanopoulos: their
friends says
they were normal – how were they
radicalized?
Menino: the younger one
was brainwhashed
Stephanopoulos: what about
security?
Menino: we had a lhat
cahmeras and
we need to check trahsh
cahns
Stephanopoulos: you son is
a hero as well
Menino: he whas jahst doin
his jahb
Stephanopoulos: you did a
good job too
Menino: thahnks gahge
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