Sunday, February 03, 2013

This Week with George Stephanopoulos – February 3 , 2013


Guests:
Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV)
Rep. Lou Barletta (R-PA)
Jorge Ramos
Paul Krugman
Carly Fiorina
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Stephanopoulos: good morning Senator Reid

Reid: hi George

Stephanopoulos: can you getting anything
done in the next two years?

Reid: yes – we can do immigration reform
because Republicans are suddenly
scared of the Latinos

Stephanopoulos: but President Rubio
wants to close the border

Reid: we will do that – in Canada

Stephanopoulos: President Rubio wants
total control of the border

Reid: I welcome his input and
inivte him to kiss my ass

Stephanopoulos: can we let gay people
immigrate to America?

Reid: how else will we get people
to watch the Tony Awards?

Stephanopoulos: the GOP are afraid the
Democrats won't pass immigration reform

Reid: that's not fair – when I was a child in
Nevada the only hispanics I knew fought
in the Mexican-American war and all that's changed

Stephanopoulos: where do you stand on guns?

Reid: when I was a little boy I had lots of guns

Stephanopoulos: wow

Reid: I put myself through law school performing
with Buffalo Bill Cody and Annie Oakley

Stephanopoulos: I did not know that

Reid: I once shot a hippie in Reno

Stephanopoulos: why did you do that

Reid: just to watch him tie-dye

Stephanopoulos: would you vote for a
ban on assault weapons?

Reid: no but we might be able to enact
ineffective background checks

Stephanopoulos: what about banning
high capacity magazines?

Reid: we already got rid of Newsweek

Stephanopoulos: does anyone need a
military-style assault weapon?

Reid: babies were killed in Newton so
I get people are all emotional about all this

Stephanopoulos: has the NRA
become a bunch of extremists nuts?

Reid: Wayne LaPierre is a good friend of mine

Stephanopoulos: so there will be no action
in Washington on guns at all?

Reid: gee whiz we have to track people with mental illnesses

Stephanopoulos: including members of Congress?

Reid: ha good one

Stephanopoulos: is the disastrous
sequester going to happen?

Reid: we already cut a trillion dollars
in spending!

Stephanopoulos: it's not enough

Reid: let's just do everything Mitt Romney wanted

Stephanopoulos: hmmmm

Reid: America is not going to
collapse until August

Stephanopoulos: the GOP won't
agree to any more tax increases

Reid: fuck em

Stephanopoulos: such language

Reid: darn shootin'

Stephanopoulos: are you
demanding more taxes?

Reid: yes I am George –
we already cut 2 trillion spending!

Stephanopoulos: you won't agree
to a budget without higher taxes?

Reid: the American people are on my side

Stephanopoulos: you called Boehner
a dictator and he said 'go fuck yourself'

Reid: I was the good Cop and
Joe Biden was the Good Cop

Stephanopoulos: what are you now?

Reid: I'm the cool Maverick Cop

Stephanopoulos: incredibly Republicans
did not support Obama's nominee again

Reid: yes we were all shocked
by this turn of events

Stephanopoulos: but he was shaky

Reid: give the guy a break –
he was in Vietnam and was really stressed

Stephanopoulos: Bob Menendez is
in a spot of trouble

Reid: I love that hispanic guy

Stephanopoulos: so you support him?

Reid: yes until they find out what he did

Stephanopoulos: how will this Congress be remembered?

Reid: by the Great Zoo Incident of 2014

Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming Senator

[ break ]

Stephanopoulos: Jorge can we get
immigration reform done?

Ramos: maybe – which is kind of incredible

Stephanopoulos: wow

Ramos: this is not amnesty!

Stephanopoulos: Congressman you hate immigrants

Barletta: exactly – would replace
your carpet with a hole in your roof?

Stephanopoulos: deportations are up and
crossings are down

Barletta: yes but Obama prohibits agents
from enforcing the law because he loves illegals

Stephanopoulos: Bush failed to get immigration reform

Dowd: he also failed to get Social Security reform

Stephanopoulos: that's true

Dowd: there are 50 million hispanics
in this country and the GOP needs
to get behind this reform now

Krugman: hello stupid – immigration happens
and we are not going to expel 10 million people

Stephanopoulos: probably not

Krugman: the GOP is doomed if they
are the party of old white people

Fiorina: Democrats hate immigrants

Stephanopoulos: please continue

Fiorina: I hope Democrats stop being racists

Ramos: Obama deported more immigrants
than anyone ever

Barletta: most immigrants don't cross a border
they are beamed in by a transporter

Krugman: who is this idiot?

Fiorina: If Obama cheats by being popular
he will make the GOP act crazy and
the bill's failure will be all his fault

Barletta: brown people are very scary

Krugman: this man is a moron

Barletta: what about the legal
hispanic folk I also depsise

Fiorina: common sense says we should
fix problems and put a failed CEO
on television every week

Krugman: I give up

Stephanopoulos: thanks for coming everyone

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