Guests:
Tim Geithner (Sec. of Treasury)
Paul Gigot
Katrina vanden Heuvel
Cokie Roberts
Kevin Madden
Melody Barnes
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Stephanopoulos: holy crap the
Secret Service was going to prostitutes -
only David Vitter can do that!
Stephanopoulos: most people think
we’re still in a recession
Geithner: true but the Bush recession
was really really bad
Stephanopoulos: every spring we slide
back into recession
Geithner: yeah but that was back when
Europe was in trouble
Stephanopoulos: Europe is still in big trouble
Geithner: we’re fucked
Stephanopoulos: you’re a real
ray of sunshine
Geithner: we’re all going to die someday
Stephanopoulos: Nouriel Roubini says
this recovery sucks
Geithner: but we’re making progress
Stephanopoulos: the recession is all
Obama’s fault
Geithner: that’s crap
Stephanopoulos: that could be true
Geithner: America is making more
energy than ever
Stephanopoulos: we’re not making jobs
Geithner: yes we are
Stephanopoulos: but not enough
Geithner: hey maybe you want
the recession back!
Stephanopoulos: Romney says
women lost 92% of jobs under Obama
Geithner: that’s incredibly stupid
Stephanopoulos: is it?
Geithner: Bush fired men and then
the GOP fired teachers
Stephanopoulos: but the number is accurate
Geithner: Republicans caused the
recession in 2008
Stephanopoulos: No!
Geithner: it’s true
Stephanopoulos: that’s not what I heard
Geithner: well it’s true and if we put
the GOPin charge it will happen again
Stephanopoulos: the Buffet Rule is bad
because it would only raise $5 billion
Geithner: that doesn’t make it a bad idea
Stephanopoulos: sure but why bother
Geithner: they can afford it
Stephanopoulos: won’t raising taxes
2% on billionaires wreck the U.S. economy
Geithner: no
Stephanopoulos: but they rich do so
much for us and ask so little return
Geithner: hey we still have a deficit
Stephanopoulos: I think I heard about that
Geithner: the rich pay less taxes than they
have in decades
Stephanopoulos: sweet
Geithner: should we raise taxes
on poor people?
Stephanopoulos: maybe
Stephanopoulos: in 2013 we face Taxmageddon!!!
Geithner: hey Obama wants to cut
taxes for the middle class right now!
Stephanopoulos: can you keep
gas prices down?
Geithner: no
Stephanopoulos: what’s the most
important quality in a Treasury Secretary?
Geithner: a total lack of charisma
and personal charm
[ break ]
Stephanopoulos: Timmy is worried
about the economy
Gigot: we’re growing but it’s really fragile
Roberts: a President benefits from
a strong economy!
Vanden Heuvel: expose the GOP
as roadblocks to adding jobs
Madden: Obama caused the recession
Barnes: lol you idiot
Vanden Heuvel: the economy will never
recover until homes prices are back
Gigot: Obama has failed the middle class!
Stephanopoulos: Obama challenged
Mitt Romney to release his tax returns
Madden: like most Americans he
needs until October to figure out
whether to hide his money in Switzerland,
Luxembourg or the Cayman Islands
Stephanopoulos: It’s a big decision
Roberts: he needs to tell a story where he
isn’t a out of touch rich guy
Vanden Heuvel: Romney looks like
the guy who fired you because
he probably fired you
Madden: Mitt is very worried about
the price people are paying for food
Barnes: lol no one thinks that
Madden: the Buffet Rule will not end the
deficit therefore we should not have it
Barnes: lol like cutting foreign aid you dweeb
Vanden Heuvel: 90% of income growth
has gone to the top 1%
Gigot: if you want the rich to pay more
taxes cut tax rates for the rich
Stephanopoulos: that is so brilliant
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